I think I have the worst life imaginable. I've been engaged 3 times and everytime the girl has broken up with me because they all said I'm too short! Why does life do this to me!

Andrew Shome, Stanley Idaho

The other day somebody said when's your baby due......I'm not even pregnant!

Shannon Stewart, Truckee California

The economy is so bad that Hersey's even starting putting air in their hersey kisses!

Hersey Kiss, Hersey Pennsylvania

I can't even wear flip floops or shirts at my school....kind of ridiculous isn't it? Now girls can't see my awesome legs!

Chris Murray, Rexburg Idaho